Uncle Grump's Guide to Life

“Spare the bat, and spoil the brat.”

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Offer 17 - You Too Can Be a Great Righter!

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Hey, aspiring hacks!  Best-selling authors have been collecting millions in royalties for jamming poorly-written trash down the reading public’s throat for many years, and now, with our help, so can you! 

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Offer 16 - Uncle Grump's Free Island Vacations

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Are you tired of the same old grind?  Do you wish you could take an ocean cruise to an exotic island, even though you can’t afford a fancy vacation?

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Offer 14 - "Doctor" Grump's "Free" Diet Plan

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Are you a fat slob?  Or even a pound or two overweight?  Then shame on you!

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Offer 13 - Uncle Grump's Urinaliversity

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Offer 11 - Grumpco Mortgage Foreclosure Company

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Offer 10 - Dollar Deal

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Last Chance to Send in Your Dollar!  Don’t Wait ‘Til It’s Too Late!

 

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Offer 9 - "Doctor" Grump's Artism Clinic

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Is Your Child Artistic?  Don’t Despair; Help is On the Way!

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