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Harduff Stone and Associates

Lieyers and Conseallers

Michigan Office

Murder City Plaza

Suite 666

Destroid, Michigan 48226

(313) 555-8640

 

“You screw ‘em, we sue ‘em”

 

“Everybody must get ‘Stone’d!” -- Robert Zimmerman

“Harduff Stone solved my legal problem, and it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg!”  -- “Lefty” Schlemiel

 

At Harduff Stone and Associates, hailed by many prominent judges as “the nastiest law firm in the country,” we promise to win your case even if it takes every last penny you have. We’ll represent anyone and do anything to anybody, as long as the price is right.