Harduff Stone and Associates
Lieyers and Conseallers
Michigan Office
Murder City Plaza
Suite 666
Destroid, Michigan 48226
(313) 555-8640
FACSIMILE TRANSMISSION
To: Rich Kaschkowe
Date: November 30, 2008
At: (313) 555-1212
Re: The invoice I faxed you two hours ago
Message: All right, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is you wire the money to my account in the next five minutes. I think you know what the hard way is. Personally, I would prefer the hard way. But hey, that’s the kind of guy I am. So don’t test me. Or else.
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If you are not the intended recipient of this document, then this advice is for you. Listen, you wretched little maggot. If you so much as take one glance at this document before you return it to me immediately by hand delivery, I will find out, and I will track you down. I will also put in a call to the State Attorney General, who is a good friend of mine, and before you can catch your breath, you will be a very popular new member of the predatory homosexual administrative segregation unit of your nearest maximum security prison. And if you are a woman, no problem. You’ll end up in a similar situation. Different, but similar. So go ahead and hold on to my fax if you want to. And wait for that knock on the door.
Harduff Stone, Esquire
