Public Disservice Department
Uncle Grump’s Public Disservice Department
Well, this is certainly your lucky day. Here’s your chance to get the kind of helpful and accurate information you have come to expect from such reliable sources as FoxNews and the United States Government. We’ll show you how to (1) expose your children as fiendish substance abusers; (2) make money while pretending to be sociable to your friends, family, and neighbors; (3) get rid of that disgusting extra weight that makes you want to kill yourself and makes everyone else hate you; and (4) show everyone what a sanctimonious self-congratulatory environmental hero you are. And after you take advantage of all of this wonderful free advice (unless you are a despicable and ungrateful wretch), you will click on the button for the Grumpco Charitable Empire so we can show you how to give away all of your money to a good cause personally approved by Uncle Grump!
